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This story is a continuation of Tara’s first book Seduction
and Snacks (Chocolate Lovers #1).
Claire and Carter are together in their happy little
world.Friends around them are getting
married and they are enjoying their lives.Carter has decided that he wants to make their relationship official and
ask Claire to be his wife.This story is
the journey of this happening.There are
ups and downs and laughs beyond belief.
I really enjoy Tara’s humor she puts into her characters. I told myself I would highlight the funniest
quotes from the book as I read.I found
that I highlighted over 40 different ones!I thought that it would be easy to pick my favorites for this review,
but I’m thinking no.
Some of my favorites:
“Gavin turns around
and looks up at Drew with an angry look on his face.‘I’m going to put corn and hot sauce on your wiener
and then I’ll hit you in the face with it.Hit you in the face with your corny wiener.’ ‘Dude, you are an angry
little man,’ Drew tells him and he shakes his head. ‘You’re a juice bag!’ Gavin
“In honor of the wine
tours that evening, Drew dons a shirt with a picture of a corkscrew on the
front that reads, “I pull out.’”
“’He peed on our chair,’
I complain, giving Drew the two-finger eye salute.‘You puked on my dick,’ Carter deadpans.‘Fine, you win,’ I say with a sigh.”
“’You’re a gigantic,
stinkotic, vaginastic, clitoral, liptistic whore dizzle.”
“’YOU AND YOUR STUPID
RED AND WHITE STRIPED HAT!FUCKING CATS
DON’T WEAR HATS!’ Drew screams in frustration before throwing his phone against
I also love all the pop culture references that Tara
made.Vanilla Ice, Real Housewives of
Orange County and Atlanta, Say yes to the Dress, Brides by Lori…to name a
“Jenny looks over and
sees the horror on my face as I try to block out the mental image of moldy
cheese vaginas singing, ‘Mold, mold baby,’ in the voice of Vanilla Ice in my
This book is mostly humor and if you want to laugh your lazy
Sunday away like I just did, it’s perfect way to do that!