With two little kids and two busy lives, for the first time, Drew and Jenny aren't on the same page in the bedroom. Drew will stop at nothing to get his previously amorous wife back in the sack, and Jenny will do anything for a full night of sleep.
Carter and Claire, and Jim and Liz are their usual (un)helpful selves and are full of advice for the discontented duo, wanting nothing more than to help restore order to the usually happy couple's lives.
In the third and final installment of the Chocolate Lovers Series, will Drew and Jenny find the spark that's been missing in their marriage, or will the trouble they're having cause a stickier situation than the time Jenny poured honey all over Drew and he fused himself to a tree?
Drew and Jenny’s story is fast forwarded 6 years from the last book (Futures and Frosting). A lot has happened during that time! Drew and Jenny have a serious problem….they need to bring sexy back! Their problem is totally relatable and I got where they were coming from. Mostly, I wanted to yell at them to freaking talk—but we wouldn’t have a story if they did that right?? Jenny is still ditsy as ever. The words that come out of that women’s mouth are freaking nuts! She’s a few balloons shy of a bouquet!
But…that being said…I loved her! I related to her on so many levels! Being a mom, having body issues and not wanting to have sex after having a kid. Very relatable and I got it completely.
Jenny’s Screwed Up Words (yes I had to write them down.)
Testicle of himself -- Spectacle of himself
Speaking in thongs -- Speaking in tongue
Family Oriental -- Family Oriented
Baste in the glory -- Bask in the glory
“Something stinks in suburbia and its not my balls.”
Drew not only likes to talk about them, but he is NUTS!!!!!! True he is extremely immature—True he always has sex on the brain—True he wears some kick a*s shirts that I’d never have the balls to wear in public----- But he loves his wife and family. He is loyal to his friends and an overall good guy. He may not ever know what the hell he is doing or saying, but the love for his wife is evident. I love all of Drew’s lines. He had me rolling. One word—Tupperware.
We also get to find out about the whole crew—Carter, Claire, Liz and Jim. Oh and their heard of children! I loved their connection to one another and their easy banter! Especially the women!
“Shut the hell up crotch rot!”
“Oh you did NOT just call me crotch rot, you twat faced cum dumpster.”
Feel the love! I do love how all six of them are there for each other no matter what. Even in uncomfortable situations…..
“Yes, and in just a few minutes, a d*ck will be able to find your vagina without needing night vision goggles and a weed whacker.”
Yes that really happened.
What I missed was Gavin’s smart mouth. He’s now ten and we don’t get to hear a whole lot from him.
“Why are their Barbie heads hanging from our ceiling?” she asked as she climbs in bed next to me and rolls on her back. “Well, Gavin decided all the other Barbies needed a warning. He figured if they saw what happens to Barbies who disobey, they’d think twice about putting Ken in a frilly pink tutu and purple stilettos during a Barbie parade.”
I loved the flashbacks of Jenny and Drew’s relationship. As whacked out as they are, I felt a deeper connection to them by learning their crazies!
Overall, hilarious book that will have your stomach hurting and tears rolling down your face. I must say I don’t know where Tara comes up with this stuff. I will never think of Tupperware, swings, races, skittles or honey the same way again. If you are looking to laugh, this is the book for you!
Seduction And Snacks
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Futures and Frosting
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Troubles and Treats
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